Subverting Cliques. . . 

WHY?

Easy as pie

Easy a Toast

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Feeling under the weather

Feeling over the weather

Feeling over the blue moon

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Once in a blue moon

Once in a blue weather

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Not the sharpest knife in the box

Not the brightest spark....

Not the pointiest stick in the draw

Not the strongest branch on the tree.

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Go out with a blaze of glory

Go in with a blaze or glory

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Boys will be boys

Girls will be girls

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Many hands make for complicated work

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Drunk as a Skunk

Drunk as a Monk

Drunk as a Punk 

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Early bird catches all the worms

Early cat catches the bird

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In the Nick of time

In the Eddie of time

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Burst you balloon

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Any friend of yours I immediately don't like.

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Love has a Lazy eye

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Wake up and smell the coffin